Our David, who art at Old Trafford
Hallowed be thy save
Thy clean sheet come
Thy will be done
At home as it is away
Give us our daily dose of neckbeard
And forgive us our defensive f*ck ups
As we forgive those that attempt to score against us
And lead us not into relegation
But deliver us to the Champions League
For thine goal is your kingdom
And your power
And your glory forever
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